#snake Osomatsu

[wavefilez]

not easily charmed

[thebardisabird]

Can you do hc's for the Matsuno brothers with a S/O who has a flat chest & is insecure about it? SFW or NSFW

Aw, of course, Anonym. We could all use a little reassurance in places we may not feel like we measure up. I do want to say before I write this though that you are so so beautiful just as you are, love, and that you don't need me or anything else to know that that is a fact, okay? 😊

That being said, I'll meet you halfway and make this lightly nsfw (since we're talking about your chest) while still being in on the comfort (will be tagged as 'tw: body negativity' just in case); Allmatsu x Reader, under the cut:

Osomatsu

Laughs at first, because he can't believe what he's hearing!

However when he realizes you're serious, he slides his arms around your waist and snakes his hands over your chest as he tells you "C'mon babe, you know you have nothing to worry about, I love these tits."

He proves it too - taking extra time to kiss your chest and give you the sleaziest grin when he hears how much you like it.

Karamatsu

His brows turn up in concern. You are the most radiant thing in his life - to know you don't love every part of yourself worries him.

He takes your hands, thumbs stroking the tops of them, "My love, you are nothing short of celestial - every inch of you. I mean it with every fiber of my being"

The next time your chest is exposed to him, he kisses your body with such tenderness that it makes you shudder - but that pales in comparison to the fire in his eyes when he catches your gaze and licks the flat of his tongue over your flesh.

Choromatsu

As soon as you tell him, he takes you into a hug. He's frowning at the fact you feel this way about yourself, but he thanks you for being honest with him.

With his hand rubbing your back, he reminds you that you look wonderful, and that he'll always be here to remind you of how beautiful you are to him.

He about loses himself when he gets the opportunity to touch you there, moaning about how much he loves you and how lucky he is to even have you like this.

Ichimatsu

Another one who will pull you into a hug. He struggles with confidence as well, so he understands you extremely well.

He tries to find his words and when he does, he speaks very softly while he holds you, "You...are perfect to me."

He makes sure you hear the way he nips and sucks at your chest - makes you feel how much he loves giving you attention there.

Jyushimatsu

His smile fades into a tight line of concern. You don't like how your chest looks? Why???

"But all boobies are good boobies!" he exclaims, arms noodling about, "And yours are my favorite!"

You have to nearly pry him off of you when he does get a chance to touch your chest. The way he kisses and licks you almost sends you spiraling.

Todomatsu

Acts like he doesn't understand what you're telling him.

He tilts his head, "But you're so cute, why don't you like them?" You have try to explain that you just don't like them, but that reason isn't good enough for him - so he takes your hand with a soft laugh to lead you to the bedroom.

Eye contact is the name of his game here - he loves watching you bite your lip while he kisses you all over your chest. He sings cutesy praises that shake you deep inside, and he does so to remind you that he wants you. All of you.

[tottymatsuno]

Todomatsu: Osomatsu-niisan, itll be super cool! I promise, I heard all about it! Girls like it better cut, and it’s easier to clean, and also youll have to wash yours in the sink less in between baths!

Osomatsu: but i like my dick cheese, plus this costs money. If I find a girlfriend she has to love me dick skin and all…

Todomatsu: O-Osomatsu-niisan…! No…I don’t wanna go with anyone else and I’m scared!

Osomatsu: dont get it cut then.

Todomatsu: i saw how they look cut the other day online, it was so cute. Now i think mine looks like a damn bug or worm. I wanna have a cute peepee. Osomatsu-niisan, I can’t go by myself…!

Osomatsu: im not getting circumcised with you and its getting weird. If you want to get one so bad you should do it by yourself. You got your job by yourself. And your phone too. You’re an adult, go get your snake snipped.

Todomatsu: …fine! See if I invite you to do anything cool with me ever again! Osomatsu-niisan is an idiot! I hope your nasty dick gets infected again with lice, you bastard!!

And Todomatsu runs out of the room in tears, hitting Choromatsu on the shoulder: OI!! What’s his damn problem?!

Osomatsu: he’s just being a baby because I won’t get -

Choromatsu: nevermind all that, i dont really care. Osomatsu, lets get circumcised.

Osomatsu: NOT YOU TOO!!

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

Dante/Raiden: This ship comes from the 2006 Playstation Magazine (PSM) issue 110 endpage drawn by comic artist Adam Warren (most known for his comic Empowered) depicting the hypothetical timeline where the PSM swimsuit special is replaced with a 600 page erotic “Dante/Raiden slash fanfiction.” In this panel Dante’s DMC2 design is shown above Raiden’s MGS2 design (notably the most hated versions of these characters at the time, though considering Warren’s feelings towards Dante and Raiden, this pairing was most likely shown to baffle the reader with a well beloved charactered and a much hated character doing something “humiliating” aka. participating in homosexuality). Dante says “Why can’t I quit yew,” a reference to brokeback mountain, and Raiden says “Please be gentle… like snake”

Obviously this panel is meant to be a joke at the expense of both women who write fanfiction, and gay people, made more clear by the second appearance of “Raidante” in Warren’s work, in which Dante is reading yaoi fanfic and remarks “As if I’d settle for someone as lame as Raiden if I was gay!” However, likely because he has never played Metal Gear, Warren fails to consider the thematic implications of this pairing, considering the narratives of each character.

Dante is a demi-human, ashamed of his demon heritage but forced to reconcile with it. To cope with this, he adopts the persona of a “badass devil hunter with a devil may care attitude” as a form of escapism. Because he cannot accept his nature, nor can he come to terms with his past trauma of demons killing his close ones, he remains in stasis and cannot form deep connections with others.

Raiden is human by nature, but was robbed of his flesh by the patriots. Raised a child soldier, he is emotionally stunted and has very little personality to call his own, resorting to grasping at the persona of “Solid Snake” and tacking on his mannerisms to fill what gaps are left in his development. Even after starting a new after the big shell incident, he relapses again into the ego-less being he was at the age of 10, proclaiming himself a weapon and throwing himself at danger and death in the belief that it’s his purpose.

Both of these people are fundamentally unable to connect with others, breaking all of their connections and distancing themselves both out of fear of getting hurt and genuine inability to retain relationships. They use violence and self sacrifice as substitute for meaning in their life, and degrade themselves to that of a sword. Then, when meeting someone who they recognize all their behaviors in, what would happen? Do their own tactics of isolation work on themselves? Do they cancel out, or override each other?

Adam Warren is too much of a coward to explore this concept in a 600 page fanfic, so I will.

Atsushi/Yanagida: I know this is wild since they are both like nothing background characters but they’re so important to me. The essence of crackship/rarepair. I hc them as having dated because they’re both lgbt but they had a really bad break up so they hate each other’s guts now. Where am I getting this? From my brain. They’re basically like my OCs to me. I want to go on about it but I realize I’d have to explain a lot to you since I don’t think you know the source… So sorry…

[flyingspicerack]

I ... wrote a little spice based on this beach Osomatsu art that @cottonplushes drew... I was possessed

Okay imagine... You and Oso are at the beach and you ask him if he wouldn't mind putting some sunscreen on your back, to which he's already grabbing the bottle. You're already lying on your stomach when hes squirting the lotion into his hand, looking at you with a wide, devious smirk that you can't see. Or you could if you chose to look back at him. Imagine as you feel his now sunscreen covered hands make their way across your back, rubbing on all of the exposed skin. After a while his hands snake to your waist and he claims hes just making sure he gets everywhere, but then they do start getting everywhere. His slick hands slide under your torso and up to your chest, immediately finding their way under your suit and groping at your tits. You protest that someone could see but he shushes you and says no ones paying any attention to the two of you anyway. You attempt to lightly struggle in protest but his hips press down against you and you can feel his dick between your ass cheeks, he starts muttering about how he wishes he could take you right here and now, huffing a little bit as he gropes at you some more. As his hands are under your top, they're rubbing and groping at your chest, his thumbs rubbing across your nipples as he does, his smile growing wider as he feels your body twitch in response. It's when you make a louder than wanted noise that it snaps him out of it, because as much as he wants to rut into you like an animal, he knows you two are kinda pretty visible, so he pulls away, but looking down at you with the same smirk, telling you that maybe you should fix your suit before sitting up.

Alternate ending: It's when you make a louder than wanted noise that it drives him absolutely wild. He really cant help himself and presses his hips against you more, slowly starting to grind against your ass. You feel him getting harder with each passing moment, your head buried in your forearm you had been using as a pillow as you bite back the noises, clearly enjoying this. He rubs and pinches lightly at your nipples, reveling in the way your body is twitching underneath him. He's grinding a bit harder and faster now, having picked up the pace, his breathing growing slightly labored as he does. Over the last few moments his torso has lowered, his chest now flush with your back as he grinds his dick between your ass cheeks, through both of your swimsuits. He huffs, nuzzling his head into yours as he speaks lowly. "God, fuckin' so hot, babe. Can't help myself around you." He hears you whimper softly in response which only fuels him more, and with just another few grinding motions, you hear the grunting moan that gets caught in his throat as his hips tremble against you. Seconds later you feel a warm, slick substance against your lower back. Osomatsu makes no effort to move as he's huffing into your ear as he catches his breath. "H-Heh, sorry."

[autistichoromatsu]

it really is the most osomatsu san of gags that even in a Piece Of Shit Contest with a million people screaming for him to win, osomatsu STILL lost to some knockoff sully looking lump. because hes such a piece of shit that hes too much of a piece of shit to win anything. which is why he should have won. snake eating its own tail

[xxthefairywitchxx]

Are there any F/Os you're uncomfortable sharing? I couldn't find any info about it in your carrd

To be honest it's usually most of them, though I've been getting less...idk intense about it? It's been less of an issue lately? Maybe it's cause my current main is Ian Duff, a dating sim character, so it makes it a little easier to deal with?

Generally I just block people if I see we share an f/o unless it's a mutual then I just block their tag for that character.

Lemme just...Copy paste my whole ship list under the cut for ease of explaining who I am and am not comfortable sharing, that'll make this simple...And I'll keep the tags so anyone can block any tag they need to

encouraged actually, not just okay with: 💓

yes: 💖

no: 💔

depends: 🫀

Princess Peach - Fruitbowl 💓 Jaden Yuki(Yu-Gi-Oh GX) - SuperLuv 💔 Jesse Anderson(Also GX)- Southern Jewel 💔 Aster Phoenix(GX) - Angel 💖 Sartorius Kumar(GX) - Gummybear 💖 Blair Flanagan(GX)- Kitten 💖 Adrian Gekko(GX) - Insurance 💓 (take him) Jack Atlas♥(5Ds) - Bastard Man 💖 Kalin Kessler(5Ds) - Puppy 💔 Carly Carmine(5Ds) - Lady Friends 💖 Link(LOZ) - My Hero 💔(this one sucks, he's so popular and z3l!nk is every where) Dark Link(LOZ) - Shadow 💖 Linkle(LOZ) - Girls Do It Better 💓 Bonnie(fnaf) - Bunny Boy 💔 Foxy(fnaf) - Pirate Protector 💔 Monty(fnaf) - Rock And Roll 💔 Baby(fnaf) - Clowning Around 💓 Nova(fnaf oc kinda?) - Shooting Star 💔 Broly(Dragon Ball Super) - Let’s Rock 💔 Tadase(Shugo Chara) - Strawberry Shortcake 💓(he was bullied so much when I was in the fandom he needs more love) Frankenstein's Creature - Patchwork Hearts 💓 (more people need to love him) Dylas(RF4) - Tsundere Tango 💖 Keith Claes(Villainess Isekai) - Linked Hearts 💖 Alan Stuart(Villainess Isekai) - Resonate Soul 💖 Red Velvet(CRK) - Dark Desire 💖 Pure Vanilla(CRK) - Sweet As Sugar 💖 Vash(Trigun) - Heart Typhoon 💓 (love him getting love) Knives(Trigun) - Million Hearts 💓 (get him away from me) Joe Tazuna(YTTD) - Keychain Buddies 💔 Alice Yabusame (YTTD) - Love Crimes 💔 Rio Ranger (YTTD) - Dressup Doll 💔 Naomichi Kurumada(YTTD) - Final Countdown 💖 Mai Tsurugi(YTTD) - Creampuff 💖 Trash, Garbage & Scum(River City Girls) - Brothers Gross 💖 Sunny Day Jack(SWWSDJ) - Sunny Days 🫀 Ian Duff(SWWSDJ) - Second Chance 💖 Bo(Dachabo) - Dog Toy 💓 Taylor Pots(Gallagher Mansion) - Lovely Dork 💓 Garrett Golde(Snaggemon) - Pretty Idiot 💖 Bram(Snaggemon) - Rival Bicycle 💓 Keaton(Fire Emblem Fates) - Favorite Treasure 💔 Kaden(Fire Emblem Fates) - Mutual Pampering 💖 Corrin(M) - Dragon Prince 💖 Chrom(Fire Emblem Awakening) - Hot Dad 💓 Dimitri(FE Three houses) - Taste Of Love 💔 Alfonse(FEH) - Prince Charming 💖 Otr(FEH) - Dear One 💖 Elm(FEH) - Batty About You 💔 Karamatsu(Osomatsu-san) - Fashion Disasters 💓 Ichimatsu(Osomatsu-san) - Furreal Boyfriend 💓 Sir Pentious(Hazbin Hotel) - Soup Snake 💔/🫀(I have a mutual who ships with him and I just...don't look at that tag...) Cherri Bomb(Hazbin Hotel) - Cherry Pie 💖 Arackniss(Hazbin Hotel) - Spider's Kiss 🫀 Striker(Helluva Boss) - Cowboy Snake 🫀 Gonta Gokuhara(DR V3) - LoveBug 💔💔💔 (idk why but I've had to block more people for him than anyone else) Kaito Momota(DRV3) - Outta This World 💖 Nagito Komaeda(SDR2) - Lucky Day Hajime Hinata(SDR2) - Loverboy 💖 Izuru Kamakura(SDR2) - Ultimate Love Junko Enoshima(DR) - Terrible Queen 💓 Mukuro Ikusaba(DR) - She Wolf 💓 Sabro Sabnock(M!IK) - Precious Metals 💔/🫀 (someone rebloged a gush post for him but otherwise it might be fine?) Shichiro Balam(M!IK) - Gentle Sunset 💔 Ameri Azazel(M!IK) - Blushing Beauty 💓 Atori(M!IK) - Wax Prince 💓 Purson Soi(M!IK) - Daddy Issues 💖 Kisshu/Dren(TMM) - Alien Feeling 💔 Anos Voldigoad(Misfit at Demon King Academy) - Sweet Laughs 💓💓💓 Arven(Pokemon ScarVio) - Puppyboy 💖 Piers(Pokemon SWSH) - Dark Heart 🫀 Riddle Rosehearts(TW) - Red King 🫀 Andrew&Ashley Graves(TCOAAL) - Three Of Them 💓💓💓💓💓

that is so much and I hope I didn't miss any...And didn't lose any since the formatting got hella fucked...

[mangoshiploops]

Promo time!! \(◕ᗜ◕)/

💙 Hi everyone! I’m Mango. I’m 23 yrs old and my pronouns are she/they. Welcome to my self-ship blog! I’ve been in the Tumblr self-ship community since 2018 (fka miyuswhoopsiedoodles/mangosdoodles), but after years of being inactive, I’m back and have decided to start a new, fresh self-ship blog! This is a side-blog, so I interact from my main @mangomercury​!

💙 I have a lot of F/O’s that I adore, but my main F/O’s are Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid), Karamatsu (Osomatsu-san), and Ludwig (Hetalia World Stars). I’m okay with sharing all of them!

💙 You can find my full F/O list, along with a BYF and such, on my carrd! Please read it before you follow!

💙 You’ll often see me reblog self-ship stuff, and post my own self-ship content from time to time. Also, I tend to ramble quite a lot lol. My self-ship hobbies include drawing/making manips, writing, and video editing! Other than that I love to play video games, arrange/compose music, and shitposting lmao.

💙 I’m a bit of a shy bean, but I would love to meet new mutuals and reconnect with old mutuals I had on my previous blog! However, I’m chronically ill, so I apologize in advance if my interactions are slow here and there (I run out of spoons fast, oof--)

💙 Thanks for reading! Have a nice day!

[leticia1367]

Hello, guys, girls and non-binary pals! My name is Letícia and i want to do a osomatsu-san rp!

. . .

I have...

Romantic plots:

Friends to lovers

Childhood love

Soulmates

Polyamorous love

Forbidden love

Yandere x victim

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..

...

....

Platonic plots:

Older Brothers and baby sister

Father, daughter and uncles

Aus:

Mafia au

Vampire au

Prince au

Casino au

Yokai au

Denk mistery au

Musical au (aka "the pinefields")

Snake au

Zombie Apocalipse au

Rules:

Im not ok with rape

I don't like rascim and homophobics

I dont rp with one liners

Im ok with gore only if its a little

No Self-harm

No suicide

[wanou-dorm]

RSA Profile- Sai Hebiyama

(This are all Various Picrew I forgot the name of execpt for the SD picrew)

(profile template by @nyxs-sins )

School: Royal Sword Academy 

Genum ( Touhou based Dorm)

Full Name: Sai Hebiyama

Twisted from - Sanea from Touhou

Grade/Class: 1-A

Birthday: October 5th 

Age:17

Height: 173 cm

Dominant Hand: Left

Homeland: Onigashima 

Club: unknown 

Best Subject: Magic History , Alchemy

Hobbies: Science, Potion making  , Anime , Video Games

Pet Peeves: Why are you Being So Mean , I came to Visit Shu TT -TT.( NRC Students Rudeness ) 

Favorite Food: Udon

Least Favorite Food: Frog Legs and Snake meat( It angers His patrons/ God ) 

Talent:potion making , Science Experiment , Intelligence , Building Machines, Beast Extermination , Motivational Speech’s

Unique Magic - Faith for the Transient People 

allows Sai to Perform a Miracle  ,However depending on How Big the Miracle Would be  it Could take up to one Second with one word to days which will Accumulate Blot in Sai .

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Character Summary (additional Backstory)

Sai at First seems like a Shy soft spoken boy  but That is Far from the Truth about him . He’s Actually rather  Excitable  ,Eccentric and Curious  young man, being the Upcoming Shrine Priest for his Families Shrine,Sai Is Often responsible For Exterminating problematic Feral Yokai and working with the Police and other hero’s to Solve incidents involving Yokai . Sai Dose know Shu but  not as Much as Reiji dose . Sai’s Family moved him to be closer to get to know Their patron gods.Sai Gets along Well with both of his Patrons  and is the only one of his Family to Do so. Gathering Faith Sai ended up developing his UM.

Sai Is kinda Ditsy and Clumsy  but More Subdued than Sento  but can get caught up  in a Task . He often excitedly Spouts off Scientific terms and Words like everyone should know what it is.

Trivia

He’s Partons Are in RSA with Him they are His Familiar a White Snake and  Large rideable frog .

When they do Take Human Forms  they are  Generally hanging around Sai or Fucking around with HSA or NRC Student. They are Technically  still Students though 

Hakuriya was going To be an HSA Dorm but  Exorcist was taken and Nextunia Had a More Soild concept 

He Played Video Games with Idia. And Even Recongises him outside the Game as “He Talk Simlar in Game and Real life .” 

Sai’s Birthday is The stage Sanea is a Boss of 5 and Mountain of Faith. Being Touhou 10 .

He dose have frog and Snake Hair pins and Clip

Sai’s Partons Yaoyao and Takeru

Despite how they may Seem , Takeru is the Younger god but he Takes a Form that looks older than  Yaoyao to seem like the Surperoir god , He looks at Religion and Gathering Faith as a Business and is  generally Training Sai and other Student on how to use Thier inate Powers like on how To Make Their   own Danmaku cards with unique Magic spells with Fancy Names .

Yaoyao or Suwa Yaoyorozu  is the older more Mischievous God  he was Defeated by Takeru long ago by him quote on Quote using a “Wistera branch to rust hs weapon” Yaoyao is Kind bitter about that But the Takeru still needs his Power to stay Relavant  as They weren’t to Keen on Takeru  being thier new god. Yaoyao Maybe Childish but is just as much of Schemes as Takeru . They once held a Bake sale  and Only Scammed Money from the Student they knew were rich and Give Poorer student(Ruggie had his Day made ) a large discount .

Yaoyao also Have Sold Beauty Stuff to Vill ( He sold  Takeru shed grounded up into a Foundation as a beauty enhancement to stave Off aging ,which is true .) 

In Glorious Masquerade , Sai Kicked  NRC’s Asses Over Leaving RSA to Lose thier Magic especially since his Patrons were still in there and they’re Similar to Malleus would Die if All thier Magic Was Drain . Even if they still had Faith left they’d permanently lose the ability to manifest which is basically a Faith worse than death .

Voice Actor 

Osomatsu

Themes

Faith is for the transient people

Unknown x Unfounded adventure

[mllermanda]

Hello everyone, quick announcement:

Someone from Etsy has stolen my artwork and has used it to sell within their own shop, please go to this listing here and report the shop so this gets taken down:

[sundove88]

Here are more stories:

Parasyte: A Hand in Need (The Girl Without Hands)

Yuki Yuna is A Hero: Petals of Promise (The Chrysanthemum Vow)

Berserk: A Test of Courage (The Tale of a Youth Who Set Out to Learn What Fear Was)

Guilty Crown: A Weightless Dance (The Light Princess)

Lyrical Nanoha: What Lies Within (Riquet of The Tuft)

Beyblade: A Tail of Deceit (Tamamo No Mae)

Aikatsu: Lady Loyals (The Twelve Huntsmen)

Mob Psycho 100: Path of The Hero (The Bold Knight, Apples of Youth, and Water of Life)

Clannad: Falling Cosmos (The Star Money)

Azumanga Daioh: Horsing Around (The Magic Horse)

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club: Hidden Depths (Tokoyo and The Sea Monster)

Lucky Star: Unbearably Adorable (Masha and The Bear)

Toradora: Scaled Up (The Snake Prince)

K-ON: Ballad of Monoceros (The Fair Maiden and The Snow White Unicorn)

Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid: Dragon of The Alps (Heidi, Girl of The Alps)

Samurai Champloo: A Little Bravery (Issun Boshi)

The Rising of The Shield Hero: An Unlikely Journey (The Traveling Companion)

Corpse Party: Revenge of The Ronin’s Bride (Yotsuya Kaidan)

Hetalia: The Vacation of All Vacations (Around The World in 80 Days)

Pop Team Epic: The Perfect Storm (The Sun and The Wind)

Digimon: Frog Wild (Tiddalick,The Thirsty Frog)

Yuri on Ice: Cold Reception (Mother Holle)

Crayon Shin Chan: Luck of The Mooner (Hans in Luck)

Belle/Ryu to Sobakasu no Hime: A Love For Music (Eros and Psyche)

Fist of The North Star: A Warrior in Emerald Armor (Sir Gawain and The Green Knight)

Shugo Chara: Golden Eggs, Golden Hearts (The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs)

Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day: Bravery Beneath The Hood (Tatterhood)

Your Lie in April: Song of Determination (Orpheus and Eurydice)

Osomatsu San: Uncharted and Unknown (Sinbad)

Inazuma Eleven: A Game of Courage (The Wolf and The 7 Little Goats)

Little Witch Academia: Toil and Trouble (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt: The Puppet’s Secret (Coppelia)

Akira: Thread of Destiny (Theseus)

Elfen Lied: Spiritual Bonds (Giselle)

Angel Beats: A Matter of Love, Life, and Death (Romeo and Juliet)

Higurashi When They Cry: Crimson Escape (The Robber Bridegroom)

Ghost Stories: Scary Fairies (Fairer Than a Fairy)

Samurai Pizza Cats: Sneaky Yet Skillful (Clever Gretel)

I Want to Eat Your Pancreas: Leaves of Resilience (The Last Leaf)

Monster: Feline Instincts (Belling The Cat)

Chihayafuru: Blades of Determination (Ushiwakamaru)

To Love Ru: Stone Beauty (Pygmalion)

Usagi Drop: Someone To Help (The Little Red Hen)

Death Parade: Grim Charity (Godfather Death)

Violet Evergarden: The Path of One’s Will (Tam Lin)

Trigun: A Test of Loyalty (The 3 Snake Leaves)

Made in Abyss: Little Hands, Big Changes (The Ants and The Grasshopper)

Baccano: Forgiveness is Divine (Les Miserables)

Symphogear: The Beauty of Mistakes (Bright, Deardeer, and Kit/The Story of Blondine, Bonne-Biche, and Beau Minon)

The Prince of Tennis: A Little Big Match (Gulliver in Lilliput)

Perfect Blue: Web of Perfection (Arachne)

Is The Order a Rabbit: Spinning Up a Plan (The Three Spinners)

Komi Can’t Communicate: Heiress in Disguise (Costanza/Costanzo)

Summer Wars: True Treasure (Treasure Island)

Houseki No Kuni: Set in Stone (The Stonecutter)

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End: Rose of Destiny (The Little Prince)

Date A Live: Til Sabotage Do Us Part (The White Bride and The Black One)

Nura: Rise of The Yokai Clan: Melon Madness (Urikohime)

My Dress Up Darling: Very Fairy Fashion (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)

Yona of The Dawn: Swallowtail (Why The Swallow’s Tail is Forked)

Maid Sama: The Value of Effort (The Diligent Girl and The Lazy Girl)

Lum Invader: Extraterrestrial Assistance (Androcles and The Lion)

Darling in The Franxxx: Self Love Too Far (Echo and Narcissus)

Midori no Makibao: The Heart of A Champion (Black Beauty)

The Saga of Tanya The Evil: Metallic Entrapment (The Iron Stove)

Wedding Peach: Something Sunny, Something Moony, and Something Starry (The True Sweethearts)

Weathering With You: Into The Eye of The Storm (The Legend of Rain, Thunder, and Lightning (A Cambodian Legend))

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K: The Falling Sky (Chicken Little/Henny Penny)

High School DxD: A Bad Case of Beauty Sleep (Sun, Moon, and Talia (The Original Sleeping Beauty))

Introducing Anime Ever After!!

Ever wanted to experience classic fairytales but through the lens of legendary and lesser known anime?

Well, Anime Ever After is for you!!

Synopsis: An anthropology of famous stories from around the world retold through the lens of legendary and lesser known anime, with modern twists, turns, and lessons about. From the depths of the sea in DBZ: Waves of Freedom (The Little Mermaid) to the realm beyond the clouds in One Piece: Beyond The Sky (Jack and The Beanstalk), this ever expanding treasury of tales has something for everyone.

Framing Device: An anime loving teenager is telling classic fairytales to the kids they babysit as bedtime stories- with a twist!

Side Note: Nursery Rhymes being adapted is more for Shrek. So they won’t be here- sorry about that. But they do a good job at it. This anthology is meant for readers 12 and up, due to some of the themes in some of the stories.

Btw, look for the posts that have anime ever after on them as one of their tags. Here’s the list of tales (So Far):

Dragon Ball Z: Waves of Freedom (The Little Mermaid)

My Hero Academia: Heart of Glass (Cinderella)

Attack on Titan: Red Hood (Little Red Riding Hood)

One Piece: Beyond The Sky (Jack and The Beanstalk)

Naruto: Sleeping Shadow (Sleeping Beauty)

Sword Art Online: The Match Player (The Little Match Girl)

FullMetal Alchemist: Iron Wolves (The 3 Little Pigs)

Fairy Tail: Mirrors of Deceit (Snow White)

Inuyasha: Soul of The Beast (Beauty and The Beast)

Bleach: Brushes of Fate (The Magic Paintbrush)

Fruits Basket: The 12 Dancing Zodiacs (12 Dancing Princesses)

Black Clover: The Frog Knight (The Frog Prince)

Hunter X Hunter: Spreading Your Wings (The Ugly Duckling)

Demon Slayer: Demon of The Northern Wind (The Snow Queen)

Black Butler: Beyond The Tower (Rapunzel)

Yu Yu Hakusho: Sweet Temptation (Hansel and Gretel)

Doraemon; Fearless Feline (Puss in Boots)

Gintama: Peachy Keen (Momotaro)

Sailor Moon: Lady of The Waxing Moon (Princess Kaguya)

Haikyuu: Bear-ly Faltering (Snow White and Rose Red)

Railgun: Little Warriors, Big Impacts (Thumbelina)

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All That Glitters (Rumplestiltskin)

Yu Gi Oh: Diamond in The Rough (Aladdin)

Konosuba: The Royal Test (The Princess and The Pea)

Tokyo Ghoul: The Crimson Amulet (The Red Shoes)

Akame Ga Kill: Fashion Gambit (The Emperor’s New Clothes)

Ouran High School Host Club: Wings of Perseverance (The Wild Swans)

Rurouni Kenshin: The Ronin’s Trials (The Steadfast Tin Soldier)

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan: Cage of Steel, Heart of Platinum (The Nightingale)

Cowboy Bebop: Written in The Stars (The Weaver Girl and The Cowherd)

Death Note: The Golden Pen (King Midas)

Neon Genesis Evangelion: No Strings Attached (Pinocchio)

Fate: The Chosen Sword (King Arthur)

BanG Dream!: Melody of Deceit (The Pied Piper)

Code Geass: The Princess and The Pig Man (The Swineherd)

Jujitsu Kaisen: The Light Within (The Buried Moon)

Blue Exorcist: Blazing Bonds (The Firebird)

Spy X Family: Secret of The Statue (The Happy Prince)

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic: The Enchanted Key (Alibaba and The 40 Thieves)

Re:Zero: Gilded Feathers (The Golden Goose)

Saint Seiya: Divine Trials and Godly Tribulations (The 12 Labors of Hercules)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Claws of Gold, Hearts of Gold (Goldilocks and The 3 Bears)

One Punch Man: A Hero’s Humility (King Thrushbeard)

Future Diary: Wishful Obsession (The Fisherman and His Wife)

Sket Dance: A Tale of Three Tricksters (The 3 Billy Goats Gruff)

Precure (All seasons): The Sweetest Holiday Ever (The Nutcracker)

Food Wars: A Recipe For Courage (The Brave Little Tailor)

Spice and Wolf: Against All Odds (The Princess on The Glass Hill)

Noragami: Stolen Sun (Amaterasu and The Cave)

Monogatari: Secret Confidants (The Elves and The Shoemaker)

Steins;Gate: Azure Secrets (Bluebeard)

Tokyo Revengers: Neverlanding, Never Faltering (Peter Pan)

The Promised Neverland: Emerald Truths (The Wizard of Oz)

Toriko: Sweet Pursuit (The Gingerbread Man)

Kill La Kill: A Royal Mix Up (The Prince and The Pauper)

World Trigger: The Silent Springtime (The Selfish Giant)

The Seven Deadly Sins: Curse of Shade and Malice (The Shadow)

Cardcaptor Sakura: Salt and Sugar (The Salt Princess/Cap O Rushes)

Assassination Classroom: Honeyed Words (Diamonds and Toads)

Way of The House Husband: Out of The Cage (Jorinda and Joringel)

Danganronpa The Animation (It covers all the games): Makoto in Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland)

D Gray Man: Song of The Sparkling Swan (Swan Lake)

Persona 5 The Animation: Way Down We Go (Hades and Persephone)

Soul Eater: United We Stand (The Six Who Went Far)

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The 5 Magical Musketeers (The 3 Musketeers)

Aggretsuko: Four Man Band (The Bremen Town Musicians)

Tokyo Godfathers: A Holiday Journey (A Christmas Carol)

Revolutionary Girl Utena: Emotions Set Free (The Princess Who Never Smiled)

Sonic X: True, Blue, and Noble (Hans The Hedgehog)

Magiknight Rayearth: Noble Flame, Changing Tide, and Guiding Wind (The 3 Princesses of Whiteland)

A Silent Voice: Beyond All Boundaries (East of The Sun, West of The Moon)

A Whisker Away: A Feline Fairytale (The White Cat)

Your Name: A Little Bird Told Me (The Singing, Springing, Lark)

Love Live: A Fateful Adventure (Journey to The West)

Captain Tsubasa: Winging It (The Seven Ravens)

The Ancient Magus Bride: Entrapped Beauty (The Lindworm)

Overlord: Seeds of Trust (The Juniper Tree)

Delicious in Dungeon: Cooking Up Trouble (The Magic Porridge Pot)

Medaka Box: The Truth Above All (The Goose Girl)

Chainsaw Man: Demonic Assistance (The Golden Bird)

Taikobo: Legend of The Lost Kingdom (Urashima Taro)

Revue Starlight: Masked Secrets (Phantom of The Opera)

Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin: Path of The Canine (The Boy Who Cried Wolf)

Dr. Stone: Into The Wilderness (The Jungle Book)

Fire Force: The Flames of Charity (Robin Hood)

Shaman King: Mystery of The Marsh (The Marsh King’s Daughter)

Rave Master: Cloak of Secrets (Donkeyskin/Many Furs)

Ranma 1/2: Loyal, Brave, and True (Mulan)

Karakuri Circus: The House Within The Woods (Vasilisa The Brave and Beautiful)

Devilman Crybaby: Three Hairs of Gold (The Devil With 3 Golden Hairs)

The Irregular at Magic High School: Ring of Enchantments (The Bronze Ring)

Bobobo: One Hairy Tale (Prince Hyacinth)

Shakugan No Shana: Three Dogs, Three Heroes (The Tinderbox)

Nisekoi: Yellow With Affection (The Yellow Dwarf)

Kaiju No. 8: Don’t Get Salty (Why The Sea is Salty)

Kinnikuman: A Mission in Patience (The Tortoise and The Hare)

Oshi No Ko: The Price of Stardom (Little Brother and Little Sister)

Case Closed: Stolen Hearts and Stolen Fortunes (The Master Thief)

Pokemon The Series: An Electrifying Rescue (The Lion and The Mouse)

Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation: A Tale of a Thousand and One Nights (1,001 Arabian Nights)

Dragon Quest The Adventure of Dai: A Ribbiting Adventure (The Frog Princess)

Dr. Slump: A Quacktastic Journey (Drakestail)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Windows to The Soul (One Eyes, Two Eyes, Three Eyes)

Kochikame: From Faux to Genuine (Don Quixote)

Yo-Kai Watch: Cat Artist Unknown (The Boy Who Drew Cats)

Kaguya-Sama: Love is War: To Love and To Be Loved (Turandot)

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: Feathers of Joy (The Blue Bird)

DanMachi: Forgotten Evil Unleashed (Pandora’s Box)

Hellsing Ultimate: Blood Ties (Dracula)

Claymore: The Monster Unleashed (Frankenstein)

Thanks to @sam-rexian and @crystallinedreamsfinelypowdered for helping with some of these!

[yushimatsu]

why tf is osomatsu san fanart so hot

[peveku]

I made a blonde oso design (in my own style wow!).. the biggest crackhead to ever live

[peapodchoro]

I think I could fall in love with a snake.

[chovomatsuvu]